A · liff

I was working some Yorkshire limestone today for a pediment on a doorway of a Regency stately home in Hook, East Yorkshire. It was built by some captain who later became an Admiral who was at Trafalgar with Nelson,it's called Hook Hall (the stately home), which sounds like cockney rhyming slang.
I really like the guy who owns it, (well he pays on time), but he has had a fucking awful time with the building trade in general,
the poor feller has been ripped off more times than soft nick.
It makes me more determined top do a top class job for him, but the bloody weather isn't helping at the mo ( you can't fix with lime mortar under 3 degrees c.)
Any hoo, enough work talk for today the wife wants me to watch some shite about a lass who wants to be size 0, this really pisses me off  because I remember Lucy Davies out of the office was really bonny, until she went to fucking Hollywood and became a Victoria Beckham clone,
(You could say now she's really bony).
What are the so called beautiful people doing to our youth.
(oops sorry, a Richard Littlejohn moment there).